our-adventure-book:

If you ever meet someone that doesn’t have Bohemian Rhapsody on their iPod

 

run, they are a terrorist.

My girlfriend just informed me she does not have Bohemian Rhapsody.

Do I contact the NSA? Or will they just automatically know?

If you ever meet someone that doesn’t have Bohemian Rhapsody on their iPod

run, they are a terrorist.

darrenpillowscriss:

gendercake:

imperfekct:

gendercake:

i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit

What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?

fuck

headcanon accepted

Suddenly sad

My friend has a corrupted version of Zelda: A Link to the Past

i didn’t even know you could do  asks on the phone. Neat.  Anyway, I’m Isaac, I work for the Walt Disney World Company in Florida, I am from Michigan, And i am very proficient in Stage Make-up and SFX Make-up. And i have a tumblr because one day my girlfriend said “hey you should have a tumblr.”……that sums me up pretty well. Your turn, tell me about you :)

Can you not

13 years since Nintendo and Playstation were nemesis.
Now they are back.

A moment of silence for Xbox.

deal shortyshort

itsvondell:

i have 100% always interpreted these signs to be showing a man who looks like this

i have always thought his collar was his jaw and he was like a cartoon burglar and i was supposed to be on the lookout for this guy

The first time Booke and I spoke, she had just been bitten by a spider and was a hot mess of crying. I thought she was cute.
Then a few years later I saw in at The Magic Kingdom, and I thought she was Beautiful.