My parents don’t have the Internet and I was trying to think of something funny to say. But there is nothing funny about this. I missed Doctor Who and GoT.
the-lonely-scottish-guy: knock knock who’s there? well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock ever
just realized my wallet is missing… but i’m already comfy in bed. Looks like that is a panic attack for tomorrow.
You don’t go to an All You Can Eat Buffet and get one plate Your goal is to get more than your moneys worth That’s how i feel about netflix.
“Container hold 12 servings of icecream” that’s a quaint suggestion
dildofaggens asked: Thanks for the follow!
i’m not saying i’m better than anyone, i’m just saying i own StarWars whitey-tighties
Anonymous asked: Just kidding, I really enjoy it, and you, but I wanted top send you hate so you could feel like you made it big, because your blog and you are just that great. (:
Anonymous asked: I hate your blog.
Anonymous asked: Awesome blog! :)
today i got my first Fetish response regarding my OldMan photoset. I’m really moving up in the world. Now i just need hate mail and i’ll know i’ve made it big
sure hope you weren’t looking for continuity when you started following my tumblr
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” This story is two different types of funny, depending if its about a girl or a boy.
I’ve run out of wine and nutella in the same day
dancingupastorm: Saying that you really want a zombie apocalypse to occur is like saying, “Yes, I want a traumatic and devastating event that will inevitably kill most of my friends and family to occur because I think it will be cool to shoot things for a while before I ultimately succumb to death in the worst way possible as civilization burns around me.” ..did i stutter?
lzbth: you call them selfies i call them daily proof that i am not a middle aged male internet predator
i dont people good
Working on a group project with 10 other persons that i dont know. at the end of our first meeting tonight i went for the exit but there was a female in the way. I move to walk around her and i sort of stuck out one arm. something she misinterpreted this as a hug invitation. now this girl i dont know is hugging me in a room full of people i just met. naturally i had to go around the room and hug...
So i’m watching season 2 ep. 2 of Doctor Who and there is this scene. it cuts away for maybe 2 seconds and then back. (O_O)
This. Is. Important.
orima-kazooie: spookyclaire: rippleklainebagels: donnamosses: tattooed-yogi: According to Stephen Colbert tonight, this is the link for a new GOP survey aimed at ‘younger voters.’ Oh sweet lord, the questions on this thing are hilarious and painful and EVERYONE ON TUMBLR NEEDS TO FILL THIS OUT RIGHT NOW DO THIS HOW IS ‘IN THE CLOSET’ A SEXUAL ORIENTATION????? DO THEY SEEM FUN I...
tymelorde: psst hey you i think you’re lovely! apRIL FOOLS AHAHAAHAHA you’re actually SUPER MEGA lovely sorry about that April Fools day in Canada ^
For April fools day, all Hate Anons urls should be revealed.
orima-kazooie: earthquakesonmars: digatisdi: portablemiah: benskid: portablemiah: illegal immigrants? you mean white people except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. did you actually just say white people created society in america no he said they FUNDED the United...
brodingershat: This is fucking perfection. ...
Anonymous asked: haha i love how on your sidebar you have to say that you're not an old man!
thisdaysux: You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends. …if you post this and I send you a message...