i appreciate you you shadowy anon figure.

I don’t know who you are.
I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for followers, I can tell you I don’t have your url.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very longtime of being on the internet .
Skills that make me a delight for people like you.
If you let tell me who you are, I’ll thank you and that’ll be the end of it.
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you,
and
I
will
hug you.

today i got my first Fetish response regarding my OldMan photoset.
I’m really moving up in the world.
Now i just need hate mail and i’ll know i’ve made it big

computersloth:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

this is what heterophobia would look like if it was real. if you believe that heterophobia is a real thing that exists, please watch this because you will see that it simply doesn’t exist, that it never has and never will. 

tbh I think everyone should watch this anyway because it’s very clever and very powerful

No one ever deserves to be bullied. This made me cry really hard.

I love sharing things like this, but i often feel like i’m preaching to the choir.

 sure hope you weren’t looking for continuity when you started following my tumblr

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

This story is two different types of funny, depending if its about a girl or a boy.

culvercreekprankmaster:

nearlyunheadlessnick:

i needed this

FUCKING FINALLY THE ACRONYM IS “GRAPHICAL INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT “JRAPHICAL INTERCHANGE FORMAT”

awkward-elevator:

Swedish Chef Ramsay

I’ve run out of wine
and nutella
in the same day